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Posts tagged haha.
“Best super villain plan ever.”
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We finally have an answer.
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It’s simple. When I got here, I noticed the orange juice was on the right side of the table. Which led me to believe this bitch is left handed. Since tomorrow is Thursday, and school buses are yellow, I knew I had to make a sandwich. Then I screamed the number four silently in my head for an hour. That’s when shit got real. Since birds are afraid of Asian people, the lady got killed when she murdered herself. Obviously.
Mike G. - Loiter Squad
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‘sup
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I see no reason why two chicks can’t get married. Goddamn laws.
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every time i walk into a room i can’t help but think i’m too punk rock for this
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no pam i dont want a bagel im already going to be late have you seen my keys
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rubber duck by arigato39 on Flickr.
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